Taylor Swift just released her latest album The Tortured Poets Department, and her highly-anticipated “track 5” is a farewell to her love life in the United Kingdom, “So Long, London.”
The song is believed to be about her English ex Joe Alwyn, or exes if we include Matty Healy of The 1975. It’s a somber ballad detailing the collapse of their romance, underlined by a pulsating beat with writing help from Aaron Dessner of The National fame.
Taylor Swift is known for designating the fifth track on her LPs for the most emotional or personal songs. Fans have speculated for years about this so-called theory, and although the trend may have started as a coincidence, Swift has played into it with her more recent albums. The first record where she acknowledged the theory was her 2019 full-length Lover.
“So Long, London” has piqued our interest for a different reason, however. The melody presented in the chorus of this song is awfully similar to that of “So Long Soldier” by Baltimore pop punk band All Time Low, which was released twelve years prior in 2012 on their album Don’t Panic.
The similarities between the two melodies typically wouldn’t be enough to warrant raised eyebrows. But it’s not just the melody. Both choruses begin with the words “so long,” and that coupled with the melody is what seems so damning.
Are we claiming Taylor Swift ripped off All Time Low? No. But it sure does seem a little too close for comfort. Coincidentally, “So Long Soldier” also mentions London. The first verse details how frontman Alex Gaskarth emigrated from the UK to the United States: “Back in ’95 / A little boy from just outside of London / Took a fated trip across the ocean.”
It is worth mentioning that the two tunes in question are written in separate albeit both major keys, but even the tempo is close. A quick 160 beats-per-minute in “So Long, London” rivals an even brisker yet nearby 190 beats-per-minute in “So Long Soldier.”
What do you think? If I were on Swift’s legal team, I might go ahead and start penning a defense…
You know what time of year it is. 2023 dawns on the horizon as we wave our farewells to 2022 in the rearview. This year has been good to us in terms of music; we were blessed with some incredible records and artistic feats, some songs that made us want to dance and others that left us balled up sobbing on the floor, as any good musical year ought to do.
Enough sappy chatter. Let’s jump into the list.
Honorable Mentions & Shoutouts
In alphabetical order by artist.
Alice Merton – S.I.D.E.S.
Architects – the classic symptoms of a broken spirit
Belmont – Aftermath
The Cactus Blossoms – One Day
Camp Trash – The Long Way, the Slow Way
Carlie Hanson – Tough Boy
Carly Rae Jepsen – The Loneliest Time
The Del-Vipers – Los Del-Vipers
Florence + the Machine – Dance Fever
Hayley Kiyoko – Panorama
The Heavy Hours – Gardens
James and the Shame – Human Overboard
JVKE – this is what ___ feels like
Kehlani – Blue Water Road
Lauv – All 4 Nothing
Lucius – Second Nature
Maggie Rogers – Surrender
Metronomy – Small World
Moonchild – Starfruit
Perfume Genius – Ugly Season
Poets of the Fall – Ghostlight
The Regrettes – Further Joy
Sea Girls – Homesick
Sharon van Etten – We’ve Been Going About This All Wrong
Sigrid – How to Let Go
Silverstein – Misery Made Me
Thick – Happy Now
Travie McCoy – Never Slept Better
Wet Leg – Wet Leg
The Wombats – Fix Yourself, Not the World
The Wonder Years – The Hum Goes on Forever
The Wrecks – Sonder
The 1975 – Being Funny in a Foreign Language
Best Albums
8. Bastille – Give Me the Future
Leading up to the release of the UK pop band’s fourth studio record, Bastille labeled their first three albums as a “trilogy” of sorts and stated that this new album would be a leap forward for the band. The first single “Distorted Light Beam” was dropped in June of 2021, causing fans to speculate the album would be released that fall. However, behind the scenes, the full LP was leaked by August, if not earlier. Supposedly due to conflicting release schedules with their label, Bastille set the album’s release date for February of 2022. In interviews around the fall season, frontman Dan Smith told outlets that if it were up to him, the album would have already been out.
Despite the botched rollout, Give Me the Future made its entrance in February. Near the end of August 2022, the band released an accompanying counterpart titled Dreams of the Past to make the full Give Me the Future record a double album, which was rather underwhelming—some of the songs were new, but some were simply interludes, covers, or alternate versions of prior tracks. For the sake of our review, we will solely be focusing on Give Me the Future, but certainly grant Dreams of the Past a listen, particularly songs like “Running Away,”“Eight Hours,” and “Family Ties.”
Give Me the Future has its highlights, but it also suffers from delusions of grandeur and a lack of cohesion. The soundscapes created on this album are almost too big for a pop record, thus the production causes some tunes to sound like they’re being squeezed into a tin can. Lyrically, the band is yet again beating the idea of escapism from modernity into the ground as they have done on their past releases. But this time around, they are laying out all kinds of ways to escape from reality, be it dreaming, entering virtual reality, skipping town like Thelma and Louise, shutting off the lights with a lover, or literally just dying so you no longer have to experience pain.
The strange anomalies on this album include the spoken word interlude “Promises” delivered by Riz Ahmed and the band’s first feature on an album in the form of BIM on the closing track “Future Holds.” (The band collaborated with Graham Coxon and Kenny Beats on their 2020 EP Goosebumps as well as numerous artists throughout their Other People’s Heartache mixtape series, but they never displayed a featured artist on a proper album.) Unfortunately, “Promises” is rather off-putting with lines like “Those that came before us suffered more, so is it so bad? / They carried us as hope inside their ovaries and gonads.” And put plainly, “Future Holds” does BIM dirty by piling on so many effects to her vocals that her true operatic talent doesn’t shine through.
Songs like “Plug In…” and “Stay Awake?” are ultimately languished by bottom-heavy production and overblown synths. All throughout Give Me the Future, Dan Smith’s vocals are coated in pitch-shifting or autotune effects, including the use of an ElectroSpit on the lead single (those vocals were done by band member Kyle Simmons). It’s understandable, these touches make things sound more futuristic and sci-fi-like. But it also rubs off as unoriginal worship of Daft Punk or poor imitations of Future Nostalgia by Dua Lipa. When Dan’s voice isn’t being circumscribed by vocoders and talk boxes, his vocals are disappointing to say the least; he has a wonderful natural voice, but the odd fluctuations between head and chest voice on “Stay Awake?” are ear-grating. His performance on the single “No Bad Days,” a tribute to his aunt who succumbed to cancer, is very squeaky—borderline whiny—during the verses and boring as all get out in the chorus (it comes off as try-hard). On “Club 57,” an ode to American artist Keith Haring, the acoustic guitar sounds like it was recorded with an iPod Touch from 2011 due to how flimsy and tinny the production is.
That spiel hardly scrapes the surface of my criticisms, so I’m sure you’re wondering how this album wound up anywhere near our year-end list. At the end of the day, I still find things to enjoy about this LP. The title track “Give Me the Future” is one of the best songs in Bastille’s discography with lush instrumentation, brooding percussion, dynamic vocal refrains, and lyrics which more or less sum up the album as a whole. Single “Thelma + Louise” is a quick shot of pop bliss, speckled with elements of ’80s music and a lovely “suck-out chorus,” as Dan calls it. The countless sci-fi and pop culture references on “Back to the Future” are intriguing and urges the listener to think about the broader implications at hand. Plus, the horn section displayed on that track is something a bit out of the ordinary, so it adds some flavor to the record.
“Club 57,” despite its poor treatment of the guitar and an at-times annoying whistle melody, is a catchy little tune about craving love and attention to the point of not knowing the difference, portrayed in the confines of an achingly glossed-over account of Keith Haring’s career and famed stints at Club 57 in Manhattan. “Shut Off the Lights” is a cheeky dance number characterized by a saxophone solo and by rhythms and instrumentation taking influence from Paul Simon’s monumental album Graceland. Smith himself being of South African descent, he gives a nod to the 1986 record in the line “Your hands are on, hands are on me / Grace landing onto your bed, there you are.”
All in all, Give Me the Future is Bastille’s weakest project to date. However, I still find myself enjoying a sufficient amount of the record, enough to recommend giving it a listen and apparently to include it on our best albums of the year list.
Taylor Swift’s previous record evermore topped our list last year, and we ended her entry by asking, “Does this style of writing and musicality signal the direction for her future projects? Or is this simply a fever-dream-esque glimpse into what she is capable of as an artist unbothered by the demands of the mainstream?” Midnightsseems to have given us the answer, and it’s the latter option.
Swift is placing the train squarely back on the pop rails with Midnights and leaving behind the woodsy, organic feel of her two “pandemic albums,” folklore and evermore. We knew Taylor had to come out of the woods at some point. With absolutely zero pre-release singles, Midnights is a strong showing, especially when evaluating the full “3AM Edition” of the record, but it pales in comparison to her past pop-centric projects. Her 2017 masterpiece reputation has yet to be topped, and Lover and 1989 are still incredibly resilient listens. Midnights has its highs and lows, as sleepless nights typically do. One night you’re out partying with all your best friends and the next night you’re bawling on the floor of your bedroom alone.
The album opens with “Lavender Haze,” a catchy and, well, hazy track characterized by falsetto vocals and lyrical critique on the media. Unfortunately, with Jack Antonoff heading the song’s production, there is a drum fill leading into the chorus which is extremely reminiscent of the track-defining drum fill on Lorde’s 2017 tune “Loveless,” also produced by Antonoff. When I hear this fill on “Lavender Haze,” it only serves to remind me how much more I’d rather be listening to Lorde’s Melodrama. (And ultimately, if you squint your eyes, Midnights almost comes off like a long-lost record Lorde would have made had she not opted for the sunshiny acoustic sound on her 2021 record Solar Power.)
Midnights offers up some more great tunes in the form of “Labyrinth,”“You’re on Your Own, Kid,”“Mastermind,”“Maroon,” and bonus tracks “Glitch,”“Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve,” and “Hits Different.” However, most of the remaining songs are merely mediocre; they have elements that truly stand out and others that detract so heavily. On the eleventh number “Karma,” the pre-chorus is absolutely delectable, but the lyrics of the song in general fall short when considering this is Taylor Swift we’re talking about. “Vigilante Shit” has its shock value going for it, but after the first listen or two, it’s just a boring, bass-heavy, mumbly song which goes nowhere. It doesn’t even describe any true vigilante shit!
“Question…?” has left listeners ironically stumped on what exactly is going on in this tune, and the bridge says the word “that” so often, it doesn’t even sound like a real word anymore. “Midnight Rain” sounds like a vacuum cleaner. Sorry, I can’t unhear it and now you can’t either. “Snow on the Beach” is a bit underwhelming as a collaboration, and the chorus’ line “Weird but fucking beautiful” had potential to be so much more creative had Swift not felt the need to cuss so frequently. (See also: “Flexing like a goddamn acrobat” on “Karma” versus the clean version “Flexing like a Vegas acrobat.”) I typically never have a problem with swearing in music, and I myself have quite the sailor’s mouth. But when there is a clear opportunity to write something more poetic and interesting and original, it’s exceedingly disappointing when the artist—an artist who has routinely proven they are perfectly capable of writing poetic and interesting lines—prefers to curse instead.
“Anti-Hero” is catchy and groovy, but the bridge is simply senseless. Swift is renowned for her gut-wrenching bridges, but on “Anti-Hero,” the music video directed by Swift herself depicts her hypothetical children and in-laws reading the will at her funeral, condemning her for not leaving them a hefty inheritance. Does she know that wills aren’t typically, if ever, read at funerals? And what does this have to do with any of the themes she’s established in the song? “Bejeweled” has a fun earworm of a chorus, but the line “Don’t put me in the basement when I want the penthouse of your heart” feels more or less out of place. It’s there to grab your attention and nothing more, like many of the memorable one-liners found throughout the album. On top of all the poor lyrical choices, the production on Midnights washes out Taylor’s voice and drenches it in vocal effects to the point of undistinguished haze and unnecessary ersatz-ness.
Again, I’m sure you’re wondering why this LP is on our list with all these disparagements. Despite all those criticisms, I still find room in my heart and musical rotation for Midnights. There is something charming and captivating about most of the songs here; “Maroon” feels overtly personal, “Sweet Nothing” is a pleasant depiction of her long-term relationship, and “You’re on Your Own, Kid” tastes like open-wound catharsis. Bonus track “The Great War” is an accurate representation of a couple’s first major argument through battle-torn metaphor, and “Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve” is a poignant illustration of Swift’s internal struggles surrounding her relationship and subsequent break-up with A-list songwriter John Mayer who was 12 years her senior. She details her feelings of losing innocence and understandably not being able to let it completely go. “Dear Reader” is a fitting deluxe version closer where Taylor warns listeners to not “take advice from someone who’s falling apart.” You’ve listened through the full album, drinking in her life stories and emotional experiences, and she wraps it all together by reminding you that, despite the gilded outer shell, she isn’t perfect.
Midnights is similar in that aspect. It isn’t perfect, but it doesn’t have to be. Again, it is a mid-tier album for Swift’s standards, but a mediocre Taylor Swift record is still better than most.
Harry Styles blew me away with his 2019 sophomore release Fine Line. It was an incredible album from start to finish, no skips. Plus, his self-titled debut in 2017 still holds up to this day. Hence, expectations were set high for his third long-player dubbed Harry’s House. While Harry’s House has its fair share of shortcomings, it stands tall and has plenty more to offer.
Harry aims for a more synth-pop style overall on Harry’s House. The guitars and drum kits are still present, but songs like “Late Night Talking” and “Keep Driving” rely on forefront synthetic melodies and the opener “Music for a Sushi Restaurant” is heavily shaped by synths and programmed drums. Obviously, none of this is negative, but it is a notable stylistic shift from Harry’s preceding albums. “Matilda” and “Boyfriends” are much more propelled by the acoustic guitar, and “Grapejuice,”“As It Was,” and “Cinema” all display prominent electric guitar lines. Horn sections are also introduced on songs such as “Late Night Talking” and “Daydreaming.”
My primary gripes with this album are the less-than-stellar production quality and surface-level lyricism. The percussion on “Daylight” is so washed out, I feel the need to take a q-tip to my ear in the middle of it all. The deep synths consummating the backdrop for “Love of My Life” are discomforting (does anyone else think something about this song is off-key somehow?). In terms of lyrics, Harry seems to focus on relationships and does so in the most understated ways possible. On “Daydreaming,” he writes, “Baby, loving you’s the real thing.” Once you read the title for “Late Night Talking,” you already have the full gist of the song. “Little Freak” offers the astounding lines “A wet dream just dangling” and “Tracksuit and a ponytail, you hide the body all that yoga gave you.” There’s nothing extremely alluring about this album’s lyrics.
However, I do have praises for some songs. “Grapejuice” is captivating; I’m not sure why Harry’s voice is muffled during the verses, but the chorus melody and the “3-2-1” counting throughout the tune are delectable. Despite the drawbacks, “Little Freak” displays another strong chorus, as does “Daylight.” “Matilda” has become a fan favorite with its ardent message about the possible difference between those you consider family and those who truly love you. “As It Was” has dominated the airwaves and music charts, and for good reason. It’s a catchy tune that appears to reflect on how things have changed—it’s up to the listener on how broadly they want to interpret this. Is it about pre-pandemic and post-pandemic? Is it about a relationship? Is it about growing up? That’s for you to decide.
Overall, Harry’s House is a welcomed addition to Harry’s catalogue. While it doesn’t land anywhere close to its predecessor Fine Line, it is still a robust record from one of this generation’s most eminent voices. Harry is forging quite the legacy with his consecutive homeruns, commercially and critically.
Conan Gray had been bubbling under the mainstream’s eye for years with his self-released singles and Sunset Season EP. He was nicknamed by many as “Lorde’s little brother” for his similarly nostalgic musicality defined by layered vocals and reverb-heavy beats. So when he unleashed his debut full-length Kid Krow in 2020, it was a welcomed yet surprising shift to hear him experimenting with more punk-ish styles. He worked closely with Dan Nigro on that record, who of course went on the next year to produce the monumental SOUR by Olivia Rodrigo in analogous fashion.
After Kid Krow, Conan subsequently released standalone singles like “Overdrive,”“Telepath,” and the collaboration “Fake” with Lauv, which all hinted at a more pop-oriented direction. But once he roared back with “Jigsaw,” a raucous track reminiscent of supergroup boygenius’ self-titled EP, the granular guitars and rough vocals were back in full force. The other singles for Superache“Astronomy” and “People Watching” further displayed Conan’s multidimensional approach between soft acoustic balladry and buoyant pop tunes.
Because of that, Superache may feel disjointed upon first listen. The album is quite front-loaded with pop bangers like “Disaster” and “Best Friend” while the acoustic moments like “Summer Child” and “Footnote” quietly await you in the back half with a box of tissues. He delves into a number of subjects, most revolving around love, friendship, family, and introspection. “Memories,” which was also pre-released as a single, is a melodramatic power ballad about an ex who just won’t leave things alone while “Family Line” enumerates all the tragically powerful ways Conan takes after his parents.
Superache is a positive step forward for Conan Gray. This album feels like him finding his own sound, however widely strewn it may be. With few uninteresting moments to be detected, Superache will keep you on your toes as Conan engages with many instruments, styles, and topics.
The Summer Set’s last album Stories for Monday was released in 2016. The band took a five-year hiatus afterwards, experimenting with solo projects and other ventures in entertainment. Of course, it was unbeknownst to fans (and probably the band members) if the band would ever reunite. But in August of 2021, the band recrudesced with one of their best singles, “Street Lightning,” an upbeat, ’80s-inspired pop rock jam. Later that same year, The Summer Set dropped “Back Together,” an earnest overview of frontman Brian Logan Dales’ thought process on getting the band, well, back together. Lines like “If the world is gonna end someday, I’ll send a message that says: ‘Just in case we don’t live forever, let’s get the band back together,'” and “The diehards on the barricade won’t care how long it’s been” perfectly sum up how both the artists and fans feel in situations like this.
Their first full-length project in six years was unleashed in 2022, symbolically titled Blossom. The band marketed this as the first part of a double album, promising the second part to be released in 2023. Regardless, Blossom, Pt. 1 was more than sufficient. Blossom is arguably The Summer Set’s most “punk rock” album in a very long time, and it’s really freaking good. (This is what bands like All Time Low wish they could sound like in 2022!)
With eight tracks clocking in at just 25 minutes, Blossom is a succinct sucker punch of tight pop rock drenched in nostalgia. The album carries two features with Against the Current appearing on “Teenagers” and Travie McCoy laying down a verse for “FTS.”Blossom is stacked with catchy hooks from front to back; every song just hits. All killer, no filler! There is zero fat on this baby! Brian Logan Dales sounds better than ever, and Jess Bowen brings the heat once again. Even with only seven full tunes, the band offers a wide array of styles and instrumentation. “My Own Medicine” spotlights a great acoustic guitar riff, and “Street Lightning” flaunts that irresistible ’80s flair the band attempted to achieve on the antecedent Stories for Monday. “FTS” (yes, fuck that shit) features a horn section with a delectable saxophone solo. “Hard Candy,” “Teenagers,” and “Famous” scratch that pop punk itch, even though “Famous” ends a little too early, in my opinion.
Blossom will have your thumb hovering above the replay button time and time again. An absolute barrage of catchy melodies and memorable guitar riffs, this is without a doubt The Summer Set’s strongest album in a long, long time. Thank God they got the band back together.
Best tracks: There’s only seven, just go listen to all of them. It only takes 24 minutes.
3. Bad Suns – Apocalypse Whenever
After 2019’s relatively boring Mystic Truth, the band’s third studio record, Bad Suns seemed eager to move on to the next thing. Frontman Christo Bowman admitted to this in an interview with Lucid Magazine after the release of Apocalypse Whenever: “We’ve been scaling a mountain for a while and I think we lost our footing, took a bit of a tumble, and lost our compass in the process while we were making our third album. … There’s a lot to be learned from what happens when you try to make something for somebody else and it blows up in your face. It’s like dying twice. You don’t love it, and most likely, neither does whomever you thought you were making it for. Life’s too short to give a fuck about them. Make music for yourself—you learn that that’s where the compelling ideas actually come from.”
We learned from the band’s first two albums, Language & Perspective and Disappear Here, that Bad Suns has some serious musical chops. But Mystic Truth, their first output on Epitaph Records, delivered mediocre indie rock tunes with little to write home about. There was increased utilization of the piano, but lackluster lyrics and comparatively elementary guitar lines left plenty to be desired. Unfortunately, the pandemic seemingly stretched the rollout for the band’s fourth LP, and at times it felt as though the hype was losing its steam. (The lead single “Baby Blue Shades” dropped in the early fall of 2020 with the album set for release in January of 2022.)
Nevertheless, Apocalypse Whenever displays Bad Suns getting their mojo back. Infectiously catchy hooks, concise guitar melodies, and refreshing production lay the groundwork for this record, as does the opening title track: “Life tried to make me somebody I’m not / Can’t separate from me, I’m all I’ve got,” a subtle callback to their 2016 track “Outskirts of Paradise.” Apocalypse Whenever is a rejuvenated testament to how brilliant the band can be when harnessing their own strengths.
After the opener, “Summer Lightning” is a rollicking pop rock tune speckled with some autotune effects in the verses but an absolutely massive chorus. “Peachy” is a lovely reflection on Christo Bowman’s time with his now-fiancée, as is “Heaven Is a Place in My Head.”“Electric Circus” provides commentary on the public making a shitshow out of technology, and the following track “Nightclub (Waiting for You)” is a forlorn slice of nostalgia characterized by warm synths and groovy percussion. “Silently Screaming” features continuation of that groove plus a saxophone solo and lush backing vocals. “Life Was Easier When I Only Cared About Me” supplies some of Christo’s best vocal performances on the record and some clever co-writing from Sierra Deaton. (Bad Suns × 5SOS collab when?) Bonus track “Life Jacket” offers up one of the band’s best guitar riffs in their entire discography with an undeniable chorus melody.
Ultimately, Apocalypse Whenever is Bad Suns’ comeback record. It might be their most “pop” album to date, but who cares? It feels so gratifying to enjoy this LP and know the band enjoys it too. As Christo states on “Summer Lightning,” “I don’t want this to end.”
2020 witnessed the release of 5 Seconds of Summer’s fourth full-length CALM, an acronymic title of all the band members’ first initials. While there were some great tunes on that record, I felt as though it didn’t quite live up to the band’s previous two albums, Sounds Good Feels Good and Youngblood. It seemed there were too many cooks in the kitchen, too many tugs in too many directions.
So 5SOS5 eliminated that problem. With the majority of the album being written and produced by only the band, the practically self-titled 5SOS5 is arguably the most true to themselves 5SOS has ever been. While some outside co-writers and producers were brought in here and there, the album still feels cohesively 5SOS, even as they explore new styles and sounds. Songs like “Take My Hand,” which was written solely by vocalist and guitarist Luke Hemmings, and “Bad Omens” carry a U2 kind of influence while “Best Friends” and “CAROUSEL” feel like a more grown-up version that pop punk style the band once possessed. The U2 inspiration also bled through to the album’s visuals with yucca Joshua trees dotting the lyric booklet and merchandise. There’s also an extended version of “Take My Hand” on the tracklist dubbed the “Joshua Tree Version.”
“Older,” a shuffling jazz-inflected tune, features Luke Hemmings’ fiancée Sierra Deaton, the first time 5SOS has included a featured guest on an album. (They released a version of their song “Lie to Me” with a feature from Julia Michaels, but that was not present on a proper studio record.) “Caramel” and “HAZE” go down smooth with slick guitar riffs and compact percussion all around. “Bleach” is a spacey yet vivacious ballad, and “Red Line” ends the standard album with a flighty lamentation on a relationship. Bonus track “Bloodhound” incorporates elements of “I Ran (So Far Away)” by A Flock of Seagulls—sampling and interpolation is something the band hasn’t done since their sophomore album in 2015.
All four band members contribute their vocals on this record, something of which CALM saw very little. Bassist Calum Hood and drummer Ashton Irwin dominate “HAZE” and “You Don’t Go to Parties,” and guitarist Michael Clifford monopolizes the bonus track “Emotions” and prominently shines on “Best Friends” and “Bleach.” Michael also served as lead producer for the album, working his magic on 12 out of 19 songs. (It’s also worth noting that between CALM and 5SOS5, we were blessed with two solo albums, one from Ashton Irwin and the other from Luke Hemmings. Each of those records landed high placements on their respective year-end lists.)
5SOS5 also presents some of the band’s most mature and compelling lyrics to date. “Shallow hearts for shallow minds that ache to be alive / You fall apart a redefine what keeps you at night,” sings Luke Hemmings on “Take My Hand.” “Best Friends” features the fantastic one-liner “It’s time to love somebody who won’t try to change your way.” “A youth that was stolen and filled with mistakes / I turned all around, looked for someone to blame / But I’m overdramatic and drenched in my pain / I know that you saw it all over my face” on “Easy for You to Say” offers a moment of reflection on the band’s quick rise to fame during their formative teenage years. “I know my mood’s been swinging all day / Weaponized words can get in the way / Nothing I say ever coming out straight / When I pull through, hope you feel the same” details the struggles of mental illness interfering with a relationship on the aptly titled bonus track “Moodswings,” a song that may remind listeners of those more emotionally gut-wrenching songs from Sounds Good Feels Good.
I could go on all day quoting lyrics, but then you may as well just listen to the album yourself for the full effect. This record is an experience from beginning to end. I would even dare to say it is their most robust album in their catalogue. Even if you’ve never paid mind to 5SOS or maybe you’ve only enjoyed one or two of their bigger singles, I promise you will find something to love on 5SOS5.
5 Seconds of Summer is my all-time favorite band, so you know something’s gotta be good to top their album on my year-end list…
1. Greyson Chance – Palladium
I never fathomed that Greyson Chance could top his 2019 album portraits. Not because he wasn’t capable, but because portraits was a masterpiece through and through. So when I heard Palladium, I was relieved and dumbfounded because Greyson proved me wrong. From the first single, which is also the title track, I knew he was already operating on another wavelength. With each following single ahead of the album’s release, particularly “Athena” and “Homerun Hitter,” I felt more and more sure that whatever Greyson was cooking up was going to be a grand slam.
I’m speechless; it’s difficult to know where to begin with my praises. Palladium has it all. It just goes above and beyond in every category: instrumentation, production, vocals, lyrics, hooks. Even the interlude tracks are miles ahead of most artists’ normal tunes. With zero use of autotune on the record, Greyson establishes yet again his absurd vocal prowess. His raspy lower register and elysian falsetto equally radiate on the album. Palladium integrates more organic instrumentation than portraits while still maintaining that poppy demeanor. Acoustic guitar and piano truly command this record without taking away from other elements.
Greyson employs a certain specificity in his writing that causes his lyrics to feel a thousand times more personal than most pop songs. He utilizes location many times which lends a sense of reality to these retellings of his lived experiences. “Up in Laurelvale drinking wine, staring up at the noose,” he sings on “Panthers.” The opener “Palladium” provides the listener with “Meet me in the pink light, right off I-75 / Right before the fall / You hop inside my car, with a tear / Say, ‘There’s nothing like the fear of losing truth.'” “My Dying Spirit” packs a punch in so many ways, but the lines “I’m so sorry, Alexa, I won’t make her graduation / But tell Sloaney girl she’s the apple of my eye / Tell her, take your time, take your time” always leave me breathless. “Aloe Vera” displays such detailed accounts of a lover with unmatched levels of personality; every line brings something new and extraordinary.
No matter what genres you find yourself comfortable in, Palladium deserves your time for at least one listen. I really could go on and on about every little thing I enjoy on this record, but I would essentially be breaking it down measure-by-measure at that point. Trust me, you won’t want to let this album pass you by.
Welp, that wraps up our favorite albums of 2022. It was an awesome year for music, so let us know your favorite albums from 2022 and your thoughts on our picks!
Ever wonder how an album could be certified gold a mere three days after its release? It happened in 2018 when Charlie Puth released his latest full-length Voicenotes. Ever wonder how artists are keeping up true album sales in a digital world dominated by online streaming? There are a handful of surefire tactics that labels are pushing to score those chart-topping numbers. So let’s dive in to some of those that seem to be working the best.
Tour Ticket Bundles
When an artist announces a new upcoming record, they tend to also announce a live tour to promote its release. And a growing trend seems to be including a digital download of the album or a physical CD with each ticket sale. It’s worth noting that most fans will probably purchase the album in one way or another on top of buying a ticket that includes a download or CD, which yes, counts as an album sale. Whether they already pre-ordered it on iTunes or pre-ordered a limited vinyl pressing, they’re still getting an album with the ticket no matter what.
Update: Billboard no longer counts these sales towards chart position.
Merch Bundles
The same sentiment applies here. A digital download is thrown in with a pre-ordered merch bundle, whether you want it or not. It might be a full box-set bundle with plenty of goodies or it might be just a singular t-shirt. This is also the case when purchasing physical copies of a record. 5 Seconds of Summer packaged a digital download with every CD or vinyl record or cassette sale of their newest album C A L M. If you’re someone like me who enjoys ripping a good old-fashioned CD onto their computer, or if you prefer on-demand streaming from services like Spotify, Apple Music, Tidal, etc., a digital download is practically obsolete. And yet the artists still get to count that bundled download as an additional album sale.
Update: Billboard no longer counts these sales towards chart position.
Prolonging the Longevity of Singles
It’s customary for artists to release at least one or two singles before an album debuts, unless it’s a surprise album drop (which have performed rather poorly on the charts in the past). These days, though, artists are releasing more and more tracks ahead of an album’s issuing and giving them more time to thrive. If you’re wondering how Charlie Puth managed to pull off a gold certification essentially upon release of his album Voicenotes, the singles leading up to the record were a main driving force. He released the first single “Attention” over an entire year before the album actually came out, allowing the single to rack up millions upon millions of streams. He also delayed the album and unleashed a couple more singles leading up to its postponed release. All the streams from these pre-release singles counted towards album sales during the first week of the LP’s release.
Releasing a Large Number of Singles
As I mentioned, many artists have been releasing more and more singles, both proper and promotional, before an album officially drops. For a standard 12- or 13-track album, a label or artist would typically release two to four singles before the full-length dropped. These days we see artists releasing sometimes more than half the album before it actually comes out, meaning more streams to count towards first-week sales. Panic! at the Disco (or, rather, The Brendon Urie Show) released 6 out of 11 tracks ahead of 2016’s Death of a Bachelor, which nearly spoiled the full album experience for listeners upon release. (Also, the lead single “Hallelujah” came out 8 months in advance of the record.) Halsey recently released her new LP Manic earlier in 2020, a 16-track album with a run-time just short of 48 minutes. And yet she dropped 6 singles before the release, accounting for nearly 20 minutes of the album. All Time Low released 5 singles ahead of their 2017 full-length Last Young Renegade, which was only 10 tracks long. Those 5 pre-released tunes accounted for roughly 18 minutes of a 36-minute record. Not only does releasing a heap of singles allow for more streams before the proper album release, but it also builds more hype and publicity, boosting pre-order sales and general interest.
Releasing Multiple Videos on YouTube
It’s expected that most non-promotional singles will receive the usual music video treatment. In recent years, Billboard has begun counting YouTube views toward sale numbers, only when the video is an official upload from the artist or label. So, as a result, many artists are learning to game this as well by releasing a music video, an official audio video/visualizer, a lyric video, a live performance video, an acoustic rendition video, an alternate music video, and more, on top of the default video for YouTube Music’s streaming. In 2018, 5SOS released a total of 8 videos for their hit single “Youngblood,” ranging from remixes to acoustic versions to a couple of music videos. It hasn’t been proven if all these remixes and live performances count towards numbers for Billboard, but releasing two music videos and an official audio video can certainly reel in some massive viewcounts.
Producing Different Variants of Physical Copies
I’m a huge vinyl and cassette collector, and I have quite a CD collection going, too. I grew up on tapes and eventually CDs, and then everything seemed to go digital. But in the past several years, vinyl records and cassette tapes have made an alarming comeback. Tapes originally seemed to be a cool novelty thing in more underground scenes, primarily among independent hip-hop or electronic artists. Vinyl records were relatively reserved for the most die-hard fans, with limited releases and rather expensive 180 gram pressings. But the “vinyl revival” evolved and consumed the mainstream as well; it’s almost strange these days to see an artist release an album without having a vinyl record available. Tapes have also slowly crept their way into the mainstream—big-name artists like Shawn Mendes, Taylor Swift, Harry Styles, and Ariana Grande have all released best-selling albums and singles on cassette, just to name a few. (Which leads me to wonder how many of their fans actually own a tape deck to play the cassette…)
For collectors like me, it’s instinctual to purchase one copy on vinyl and a cassette copy as well, totaling at least two sales. (As I talked about earlier, these usually come with additional digital downloads, so it’s more than likely four album sales.) But what about all those exclusive colored vinyl variants? You know, the limited edition ones from Urban Outfitters or HMV or Target or FYE? Or when the artist announces another special edition pressing? I usually only go for one record, but it’s undeniable that some fans will go out of their way to purchase all the different pressings. Not to mention releasing 7″ or cassette singles to bait the fans and collectors even more!
Selling Signed or Limited Edition CDs Right After Initial Release
I haven’t seen too many artists trying this one out, but it’s probably the one that gets on my nerves the most. In 2018, 5 Seconds of Summer was slated to score their third consecutive #1 on the Billboard 200 with the release of Youngblood, being the only Australian band to do so. But on release day, Beyoncé and Jay-Z dropped a surprise album, shaking up the Aussie band’s chart predictions. Shortly thereafter, 5SOS announced they would be selling limited signed copies of their deluxe CD, counting as first-week album sales even if the CD itself didn’t ship out to customers for a few weeks. Fans quickly scrambled to purchase a signed copy, including myself who had already bought the vinyl record, cassette tape, and Target-exclusive CD. When the charts were published, 5SOS sure enough scored their third #1 on the Billboard 200. Did the shock-drop signed copies help boost those first-week numbers? Maybe not by much, but it definitely added some to the pile.
In 2020, we witnessed a similar situation. 5SOS anticipated their fourth #1 album with C A L M being released on March 27th. There was little to no competition for that release week—Pearl Jam seemed to be the only worthy contestant with Gigaton, but it was a longshot considering 5SOS’s current relevance and popularity, especially among younger listeners. But a mere week before their album dropped, Dua Lipa’s Future Nostalgia, expected to release on April 3rd, was leaked and the label decided to move her album’s release date a week earlier to the 27th. With Dua Lipa’s gargantuan streaming numbers from the album’s singles, Future Nostalgia definitely put up a fight with 5SOS’s C A L M. A day after C A L M was officially released, 5SOS pulled the same move they did in 2018 by putting signed CDs up for sale online. This time it was even more enticing: not only was the CD signed, it also contained an exclusive bonus track not available anywhere else. (And, you guessed it, it also came with an additional digital download.) Now I had already bought the deluxe CD (which did not include that exclusive bonus track), two vinyl records, and a cassette tape. Many fans were in the same position with multiple copies of the album already on their hands, and yet they still flocked to purchase the signed CD, riding the hype of a fresh LP. Again, will this truly boost their first-week sales? We’ll have to see.
Update: On March 30th, it was revealed that unfortunately due to a shipping error, around 10,000 copies of 5SOS’s album were sent to customers early, causing it to debut on the Billboard charts a week before their anticipated debut week. Three days after the album released, it entered the Billboard 200 at #62, meaning the album essentially charted before its intended release. It was predicted to debut in the top 10 and is still expected to rise to the top 10 the following week.
Including More Songs on an Album
This is probably one of the most obvious ones. Many artists have expanded their albums’ tracklistings in order to gain more streams, and sometimes these songs have shorter runtimes. Lauv’s latest album ~how i’m feeling~ offered up 21 tunes, and Migos’ 2018 Culture II had a whopping 24 tracks. This is because more tracks equals more streams, plain and simple, even if it means sacrificing quality. An album with 20 tracks is going to score higher streaming numbers than an album with 9 tracks, simply by the principle of quantity.
So there you have it, just a few ways artists are continuing to garner huge first-week album sales. The music industry has become a game of strategy between streaming, radio, and hard copies, and labels are starting to play rather dirty by exploiting fans and finding loopholes to justify another album sale. (i.e. tour tickets, merch bundles, etc.) Is it ethical? Wrong? Understandable? Let us know what you think down in the comments below, and be sure to share any other tactics artists are utilizing!♠