This is not an album review: Katy Perry – 143, 2024 (Anti-Review)

Katy Perry’s new album 143 is the musical equivalent of a rock hitting your windshield on the freeway: minor impact but becomes a major inconvenience and waste of time to assess.

I’m sure you’ve heard countless critics and former fans shit all over this album already, so I want to offer a different perspective. To understand how we ended up here at 143, we have to evaluate where we’ve been.

The beginning of the end, Katy’s 2017 outing Witness was undoubtedly the epitome of cringe in its marketing approach and single selection, but a few deep cuts shone through the massive pile of garbage. “Power,” “Chained to the Rhythm,” and “Bigger Than Me” showed there was perhaps something redeemable under all the rubbish. Right?

And here’s the thing: I actually like Katy Perry’s last album Smile.

On a critical level, it is a hot mound of shit. On a personal enjoyment level, it’s great. There are some real—albeit overly polished—pop bangers on there like “Never Really Over” with its immaculate production (thanks, Zedd) and “Cry About It Later” with its pulsating rhythm. Katy gets a little personal about overcoming struggles and public ridicule on songs like “Resilient,” “Daisies,” and “Not the End of the World.” And some underrated gems like “Tucked” and “Champagne Problems” will remind listeners of the more carefree Teenage Dream or One of the Boys. Yes, the lyrics are pretty nonsensical on some songs, like “Harleys in Hawaii,” but somehow I still find it to be an enjoyable trainwreck—or motorcycle accident.

And I would be remiss to not mention some of the non-album singles surrounding the Smile era, such as “Small Talk,” “365 (with Zedd),” “Electric,” and “Never Worn White,” all solid anthems with easily digestible messages and straight-forward pop musical accessibility. (There’s also “When I’m Gone” with Alesso, which came out at the very end of 2021. It’s a bit after the Smile era, but it fits that same mold.)

Smile is awful; I love it.

But Smile also revealed an ongoing … problem. The album’s title track first released with a featured guest, but it has now been so heavily erased from the internet, it almost feels like a Mandela-effect-induced misremembering. “Smile” originally featured Diddy, a known abuser in the music industry. Seriously, you expect me to believe no one in Katy’s camp knew about his allegations before green-lighting the collaboration?

They scrubbed his feature from the song after a bit on listening platforms, and you can only find it now on certain physical copies of the album which I assume had already been pressed before the decision to remove him. Some fan-uploaded videos are still floating around out there with Diddy’s feature, but almost all of them have less than 500 views. (Also, Katy was hanging out with Diddy many years prior, circa 2017 or 2018.)

Katy Perry herself was also the subject of negative backlash in a similar vein after surprise kissing a young American Idol contestant without his consent, an old video of her sexually groping then-underaged popstar Justin Bieber resurfaced, and another video of her groping a young Shawn Mendes also came under scrutiny. (It’s exceedingly possible there were many other acts that weren’t caught on camera.) She was also accused of bullying American Idol female contestants, which did not bode well in tandem with and appeared antithetical to her “female empowerment” messaging.

I know you’re probably thinking, “Come on, what does an artist’s personal mistakes have to do with their art?” in regards to both Katy and Diddy. Look, while some listeners may be able to separate the art from the artist, most of us have a beating heart and just feel viscerally icky listening to the music of and supporting abusers.

So 143 happened. And dear God, it only gets worse.

Every song except “Wonder” was produced and cowritten with Łukasz Gottwald, more widely and professionally known as Dr. Luke. If you’ve been living under a rock, Dr. Luke assaulted and raped pop artist Kesha among other horrific, disgusting things. She basically lost a legal battle over it, but she went on to make lemonade on her 2017 comeback album Rainbow. Dr. Luke walked away without so much as a scratch on his reputation in the industry, although conscious consumers heavily frowned upon his continued inclusion.

So tell me why the hell Dr. Luke produced and cowrote Katy’s latest female empowerment single “Woman’s World”? It feels beyond empty and overall phony. I genuinely wonder if Katy was forced to endure making an album with Dr. Luke as some kind of punishment by her record label for her back-to-back commercial flop-fests in 2017 and 2020. Has anyone checked in on her? Is she okay?

Then again, birds of a feather flock together. Given that Katy is no saint herself, I’m really not all that surprised. Plus, Katy routinely worked with Dr. Luke on past albums pre-Witness, so what’s new?

Truly, it’s disheartening to watch one of the 21st century’s most successful popstars fall from grace in this manner. Think back to 2008 when songs like “Hot n Cold” and “I Kissed a Girl” dominated radio airwaves. Remember the early 2010s when Katy’s pop behemoth Teenage Dream was inescapable? It was unignorable for good reason: that album slaps! She achieved three solid years of hit singles from that one record and its deluxe version, raising her chart numbers to rival only Michael fucking Jackson. Teenage Dream is without a doubt one of the best pop albums of the 2010s. Her 2024 VMAs performance seemed to be an attempt at reminding the general public of her stature.

We can give Katy Perry her flowers and criticize her, too.

As a guilty Smile enjoyer, I have facilitated numerous conversations over the past four years with coworkers and friends about exactly how monumental Katy’s career has actually been. It seemed like people wanted to forget—or even erase—her success after 2017’s embarrassing Witness era. I tried to introduce former fans to her newer material because I could still identify glimpses of Katy’s initial appeal buried under all the dirt.

But 143 is the final nail in the coffin. It’s indefensible. Not only are the optics and implications of working with Dr. Luke horrendous, the album itself is also piping hot garbage. From pure speculation, it’s clear the label was desperate for Katy to return to whatever might have made her popular in the first place. Maybe it’s the mindless lyrics? Maybe it’s the boring production? Maybe it’s working with Dr. Luke? Maybe it’s the hair? Whatever it was, we have to bring it back!

They fail to realize that Katy became so likable because of her outlandish nature and unabashed expression. Releasing an ~edgy~ album with a song titled “Ur So Gay” but also kissing a girl and enjoying it? That’s intriguing! Her scantily-clad flaunting on “California Gurls” and sloppy drunk partying on “T.G.I.F. (Last Friday Night)”? That’s fun! Catchy pop hooks and empowering fight songs on Prism? That’s radio gold, baby!

When her quirky escapades became theatric and attention-seeking throughout the release of Witness, that’s when her eccentric demeanor became inauthentic and unlikable. Leaning into the clown insults through the aesthetics on Smile was salt in the wound and only made the public take her less and less seriously. All the lyrics about resilience showcased on that album were simultaneously too stodgy for the average listener to care about and yet too provocative to enjoy on a pop-friendly level.

So Katy’s team wants to revert back to the basics: senseless lyrics, upbeat pop songs, and, well, dark hair. Focus on her body, focus on her clout, focus on anything but what makes her genuinely human. Her overly airbrushed, chrome-gilded image for the 143 era turns out to be plainly unrelatable and increasingly lifeless. Any unique personality that Katy had left in her has been stripped away and covered up. She has become a husk, a sad shell for her label to milk dry and make a quick buck off name recognition, featured guests, and outrage. (Seriously, this album feels like ragebait. It’s like it’s intentionally bad so everyone talks about it.)

From this perspective, I almost feel bad for Katy Perry.

This is not an album review. I’m not here to break down every track and give my thoughts. I’m judging this more as a situation holistically. I believe context is important when discussing and critiquing music, even though this album has such little substance; it’s hard to properly critique something when there’s simply nothing much there. Separating the art from the artist is a coward’s poorly rationalized excuse to deflect from pondering why they choose to support something or someone so irredeemable.

From this perspective, I don’t almost feel bad for Katy Perry.

Did Taylor Swift Rip Off All Time Low on “So Long, London”?

Taylor Swift just released her latest album The Tortured Poets Department, and her highly-anticipated “track 5” is a farewell to her love life in the United Kingdom, “So Long, London.”

The song is believed to be about her English ex Joe Alwyn, or exes if we include Matty Healy of The 1975. It’s a somber ballad detailing the collapse of their romance, underlined by a pulsating beat with writing help from Aaron Dessner of The National fame.

Taylor Swift is known for designating the fifth track on her LPs for the most emotional or personal songs. Fans have speculated for years about this so-called theory, and although the trend may have started as a coincidence, Swift has played into it with her more recent albums. The first record where she acknowledged the theory was her 2019 full-length Lover.

“So Long, London” has piqued our interest for a different reason, however. The melody presented in the chorus of this song is awfully similar to that of “So Long Soldier” by Baltimore pop punk band All Time Low, which was released twelve years prior in 2012 on their album Don’t Panic.

The similarities between the two melodies typically wouldn’t be enough to warrant raised eyebrows. But it’s not just the melody. Both choruses begin with the words “so long,” and that coupled with the melody is what seems so damning.

Are we claiming Taylor Swift ripped off All Time Low? No. But it sure does seem a little too close for comfort. Coincidentally, “So Long Soldier” also mentions London. The first verse details how frontman Alex Gaskarth emigrated from the UK to the United States: “Back in ’95 / A little boy from just outside of London / Took a fated trip across the ocean.”

It is worth mentioning that the two tunes in question are written in separate albeit both major keys, but even the tempo is close. A quick 160 beats-per-minute in “So Long, London” rivals an even brisker yet nearby 190 beats-per-minute in “So Long Soldier.”

What do you think? If I were on Swift’s legal team, I might go ahead and start penning a defense…

Credit: Ashley Osborn

15 (More) Underrated Ed Sheeran Songs

Since our last post about the most underrated songs by Ed Sheeran in 2017, he has released a collaborative compilation album, two full-length LPs, and numerous stand-alone singles. With the most recent release of his record – (Subtract), we thought it may finally be time to fill you in on the 15 new underrated Ed Sheeran songs. This list will only consist of songs released after ÷ (Divide). If you would like to see our previous list of 15 underrated songs, click here! Keep in mind, this is not a list of his best songs, just songs that are good but sadly overlooked.


Honorable Mentions

These songs would have made the list proper, but I either ran out of room or they thankfully seem to have gained a good amount of traction!

15. “Way to Break My Heart (feat. Skrillex)” from No.6 Collaborations Project  (2019)

The third least popular song on No.6 according to Spotify…

Despite No.6 Collaborations Project being mostly, um, hot garbage, there are a few jewels speckled throughout. You might see the name Skrillex attached to this song and immediately assume the worst. (You’re telling me the guy who made “The A Team” teamed up with the guy who made “Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites”?) But in reality, the production elements that Sonny brings to the table on “Way to Break My Heart” are rather understated compared to some of his prior handiwork and could be considered moderately tasteful. While I don’t think I’d be shouting my praises of this song from the rooftops, I would still encourage listeners to give it one more spin. Somewhere in the back of my head, I can’t shake my suspicion that this song would’ve suited a different artist much more than it suits Ed. Nevertheless, despite that speculation in tandem with the lyrics feeling a tad underwritten, I still find myself mildly enjoying “Way to Break My Heart.”


14. “F64” (2023)

Not a single made for radio…

I’m not sure where to even begin describing this song and actually do it justice. A stand-alone single, “F64” is a sorrowful tribute to Ed’s late friend Jamal Edwards, the founder of London-based SBTV. SBTV was instrumental in providing a platform for underground artists to share their music, and Ed happened to be one of those artists. One could argue this is Ed’s first rap-centric tune in years outside of No.6; despite 2021’s “2step” having a bit of rhythmic flow in its pre-chorus, “F64” will more pointedly remind fans of past songs like “The Man” and “Eraser” with its rapid fire verses and heartfelt delivery. The live music video portrays the lengths Ed went in order to pay homage to Jamal and shows how emotional of a song this truly is.


13. “I Don’t Want Your Money (feat. H.E.R.)” from No.6 Collaborations Project  (2019)

The second least popular song on No.6 according to Spotify…

In the verses of “I Don’t Want Your Money,” Ed exposes just how rough things can get on a personal level while living out what many would call the dream. Despite his astronomical rise to fame, he discusses the bumps in his relationships as well as his financial struggles. In 2014, Ed masterfully displayed similar notions on the × (Multiply) songs “Nina” and “The Man,” the hardship of always being on the road, touring from country to country and never being able to spend time with the ones you love. As he states on “The Man,” “Success is nothing if you have no one left there to share it with” and “But when I broke the industry / That’s when I broke your heart.” Although not as heavy or painstaking as those two aforementioned songs, he alludes to similar feelings on “I Don’t Want Your Money.” “There ain’t no diamonds, silver, or gold / That can replace a man’s love in a home” or “I couldn’t be more present, but I was in a mess / I remember being on tour, staying up on the phone.” It’s a catchy tune that reveals some hard truths underneath all the glittering gold. … Oh, and H.E.R.’s appearance is fantastic, as usual!

12. “Be Right Now” from =  (2021)

The least popular song on = (Standard Edition) according to Spotify…

Album closer “Be Right Now” opens with one of my personal favorite verses on = (Equals), singing “Every teardrop, every wrong turn / Made the moment we found.” The instrumentation of this tune is intriguing, characterized by an uptempo beat and hazy piano refrain laden over wispy strings and an almost anxiety-inducing pulsing bassline. The second verse introduces a plucky guitar melody that admittedly could’ve been much more impactful, but a new synth “wall of sound” picks up some of the slack. The musicality reaches a climax during the bridge before giving way to a stripped-back final chorus. This last refrain truly encapsulates the lyrical message—all “the hurry and the noise” surrounds you for so long but Ed’s abruptly solitary vocals force you to just … be. Be right now, exist in the moment with no distractions, no outside sounds.


11. “Balance” from – (Deluxe Edition)  [2023]

A bonus track only available physically on LP and a CD included with the purchase of the – (Deluxe Edition) vinyl…

With 23 tracks total (14 standard and 9 bonus) on –, it’s no wonder some great tunes have become buried and forgotten. Even more of an uphill battle, “Balance” is one of the four bonus tracks exclusive to the deluxe vinyl record which luckily came with a CD that includes those bonus tracks. (Unfortunately, “Boat (Reprise)” is still only available on flexi-disc at this time.) “Balance” features this laidback kind of vocal delivery, somewhat akin to “Dusty” from the standard version of . Some unpronounced strings are ushered in during the chorus, as well as a skittering percussion beat. It’s a strange amalgamation that shouldn’t truly work in the recipe book, but damn, does it taste good! The lyrics leave a lot to be pondered upon; there are so many different directions we could go with the potential meaning of this song. But sometimes I like that unknowingness, the ability to apply your own interpretation to the material presented.


10. “Call On Me” with Vianney (2022)

A forgotten hidden gem…

“Call On Me” was a stand-alone single that eventually found a home on the French deluxe tour edition re-release of = in 2022. Made with French singer/songwriter Vianney, this tune offers a unique flavor in Ed’s catalogue. Ed has dipped more than just his toes in the realms of modern dancehall, Latin dance, Afrobeat, and reggaeton music, collaborating with artists like J Balvin, Fireboy DML, Burna Boy, Paulo Londra, and Camila Cabello on multiple occasions. But an acoustic French pop song? Consider me tickled pink!

9. “Stoned” from – (Deluxe Edition)  [2023]

The fourth least popular song on – (Deluxe Edition) according to Spotify…

“Stoned” reminds me a lot of “Save Myself” from ÷, a song which carved out a spot on our previous list of underrated Ed Sheeran tunes. (I mean, he even sings “Save me” in the pre-chorus here.) This a bleak cut of introspection into how Ed perceives himself, his current habits, his motives, and his personal success in comparison to his peers. “All my friends have settled and grown / And then there’s me here dancing alone.” I suppose it’s a testament to how even being on top of the world can’t shield you from those negative voices in the back of your mind. The first verse expands on this a bit with the lines “Crowds will devour, I don’t need breathing space / Consumed by hopelessness and all my worries.” Furthermore, Ed reveals how he tries to cover up his pain by getting high, writing “I’ll keep bleeding and I’ll be stoned” in the chorus. Piano-based and quietly capacious, the instrumentation of “Stoned” bolsters the exposure and vulnerability Ed is putting on display here. With still being rather fresh, I hope this track can continue to climb the ranks in popularity.


8. “I Will Remember You” from = (Tour Edition)  [2022]

The third least popular song on = (Tour Edition) according to Spotify…

Ed has always done a fabulous job at approaching grief in his music. The excited hope of “Small Bump” turning into a heart-wrenching farewell, the reminiscence on an enduring romance in “Afire Love,” the raw specificity of the pain in simple activities on “Supermarket Flowers.” The man has mastered painting the highs and lows we experience throughout the process of bereavement. Happy memories remembered, but a vacant hole remains. “I Will Remember You,” a bonus track on =, seems to get overshadowed by its standard version predecessor “Visiting Hours.” While “Visiting Hours” is a great tune, “I Will Remember You” hasn’t remotely neared the same level of acclaim. This song offers that dichotomy of highs and lows; the instrumental beneath the vocals sounds relatively upbeat and the lyrics reflect on the fond, beloved aspects of the deceased, but there’s still that familiar ache of grief. That longing, that feeling of wanting someone right back beside you and yet understanding it will never be possible.


7. “End of Youth” from   (2023)

It’s a song written entirely by Ed, and it is just so damn good…

Written solely by Ed, “End of Youth” is a brutally honest display of the toll sadness and grief can have on one’s juvenescence. Do we lose our sense of youth when we face a depressive state? Is a piece of our own innocence taken to the graves of those for whom we mourn? Ed even briefly divulges his suicidal ideation over the years: “All my ups led to falls that led to trying to end my life.” On a brighter note, it’s rather delightful to see that Ed, age 32, still considers himself in a state of youth despite being a “geriatric pop star” by Taylor Swift’s recent definition. “End of Youth” is one of Ed’s strongest solo showings in quite some time and certainly shines on an album that already weighs as heavily as –. My favorite line would have to be “Can’t get a handle on my grief when every memory turns to tears.”

6. “Stop the Rain” from =  (2021)

The third least popular song on = (Standard Edition) according to Spotify…

On paper, this is the sort of song I would feel some kind of vague apathy towards from an artist like Ed Sheeran. But in actuality, “Stop the Rain” is a diamond in the rough. Lively, danceable, and fervent, “Stop the Rain” features Ed’s more impassioned vocals on = and a bass-heavy chorus bound to get you moving. Plus, the lyrics impart some semblance of emotional depth, discussing the challenges of keeping your head up when others aim to bring you down. Ed reiterates an idea he’s routinely espoused over the years throughout his discography: it’s okay to cry. It’s okay to not be okay.


5. “Lonely Lovers” with D-Block Europe from Lap 5  (2022)

Well, I mean, did you even know this one existed?

Ed is featured on “Lonely Lovers” by hip-hop group D-Block Europe, delivering a solid verse and a fantastic chorus. Don’t be misled by the title—this song is yet another tune about grief and losing the ones you love, but more specifically friends. With poignant lyrics layered over a solemn guitar melody and smooth beat, “Lonely Lovers” is a painfully undiscovered gem. I personally wish Ed had promoted this tune more. And don’t fret, there’s plenty of Ed featured on this song if you’re not enthused by D-Block for some reason.


4. “Penguins” from = (Tour Edition)  [2022]

The second least popular song on = (Tour Edition) according to Spotify…

This song was released on the deluxe tour version of = in 2022 as a bonus track. There’s a particular cadence in Ed’s voice on “Penguins” that echoes his older material: a bit clunky at times with some interesting lyrical choices (“We are penguins on the ice / We’re not meant to fly but God knows we can try”) yet endearing and quite charming nonetheless. The instrumentation is rather sparse in comparison to most songs present on =, once again reminiscent of his previous work. But when I mention the song “Penguins” to my colleagues, they look at me with confused expressions. And rightfully so—it sounds ridiculous! But hear me out, “Penguins” is a fantastic deep cut well worth your time.

3. “Sycamore” from   (2023)

The second least popular song on – (Standard Edition) according to Spotify…

“Sycamore” might very well end up being one of those songs critics will point to in order to illuminate how is just a “folklore clone,” considering all the input from Aaron Dessner, the similar instrumentation and reflective state of melancholy. But I think “Sycamore” and most all the other tunes on can stand on their own as authentically Ed Sheeran songs. This tune cuts deep, reminiscing on how the trials and tribulations we face throughout life only render our relationships even more “glorious.” In the opening verse, Ed sings “Worried about my lover and I’m worried about our child / And part of me was always in denial, it’s gonna take a little while.” His wife’s cancer diagnosis is something he actively processes throughout this album. How do you cope with the very real possibility of losing your lover and the mother of your children? As he states, “What a puzzlе is this to be in love / To be planting your roots thеn dig them up.”


2. “Borderline” from   (2023)

This beauty deserves way more than just 6M streams on Spotify…

A piano-driven ballad, “Borderline” features Ed’s falsetto vocals in the chorus, and although this isn’t his most impressive performance, it’s still admirable nonetheless. Lyrically, this tune is an emotional gut punch. Some lines sound like they could’ve fit in comfortably on an album like A Crow Looked at Me by Mount Eerie, such as “And the blackbirds, they fly / Like a frown on the skyline” or “Sadness always finds an in / Sneaks its way past, infecting everything.” Ed captures something I find difficult to describe in the production and mixing on this track: it simultaneously feels spacious and atmospheric yet so closed-in and claustrophobic, so vast yet intimate. So lonely, wandering adrift in emptiness… I feel as though that perfectly conveys the message and overall vibe of “Borderline.”


1. “Fear” from – (Deluxe Edition)  [2023]

A bonus track only available physically on LP and a CD included with the purchase of the – (Deluxe Edition) vinyl…

“Fear” takes our top spot on Ed’s more recent underrated songs. It’s the perfect blend of everything you’ve come to know and love about Ed Sheeran. There’s a catchy chorus, a rap sequence, a fun post-chorus melody, a delectable mix of instruments, Ed’s great chest voice and falsetto, and some relatable lyricism. It’s a breezy tune that doesn’t take itself too seriously and yet still manages to feel momentous and undoubtedly genuine. One listen and you’ll have that chorus embedded into your brain, “Fear is a joy-killer / So f*ck what they say.” And of course you’ll try to keep up with his spitting verses and inevitably fumble over your words the first few attempts. With how exuberant the chorus and post-chorus can feel, it’s worth taking in the depth of the lyrics at hand. “You’re only human, they bleed just like you do” and “If they have a thought, don’t mean that it’s right / Because they said [it] out loud” will assuredly resonate with listeners in our current internet-consumed era. “Fear” is an absolute hidden gem and I pray it’s more widely released for all to hear!

I truly didn’t anticipate that all three of our most underrated songs would be from –, but what can I say? The record is one of Ed’s best, and with 23 tracks, of course some tunes will be stifled! Let us know what you think of our list down in the comments. What would your list look like?

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